Well we didn't think we'd be diving into Nazi Incest Elves as early as episode 3 but here we are.

'Elves', a baffling 1989 horror movie, offers us... well exactly what's written above, along with state of the art budget animatronics and a Santa that Hulk Hogan wishes he could've been.

But to be honest, we're just happy to be watching what feels like a passion project, even if it is riddled with incest.

Merry Christmas

TW: This film obviously contains some pretty dicey and unpleasant stuff, and that's without mentioning the gruesome murders, SA and cat drowning. We'd say tread lightly heading into any Christmas film, but for this one just an extra heads up.