Ever been paid to be someone’s college friend? Or tried to evict birds with an airsoft gun? Welcome to the strange, sleep-deprived spiral that is Sugar Before Bed.

In this debut episode, I kick things off with a few chaotic life stories that have ruined my sleep cycle yet again. First, I reflect on my childhood best friend having a child and how it relates to helicopter parents, and the time someone paid me to hang out with their son.

Then it’s off to war - with birds nesting outside my bathroom window, turning my apartment into a feathery battleground. I talk about what happens when birds make their nest on my window sills, and my totally ineffective attempts at figuring out how to get rid of birds or how to get rid of bird ne ...