It's finally here.

We. Recap. Ammonite.

Was body odor worse back then, or does it get washed out in the sea? Why isn't Tonya able to see Elder Hot? When women have melancholia, does yellow wallpapering them or giving them a sea bath in a double wide outhouse work better? Were they able to make Kate look haggard, or will Whit continue to comment on her tits?

Dab on some perfume for this special delivery film recap, full of fossil scraping, beach trudging, and Suzanne finally figuring out face sitting.