Stand Tall and Laugh Weekly
Zero to 200 in Seconds
Three Farmers, Three Playlists, One Very Confused Herd
Can't you hear
Fearless…and Refundable
Fearless Ambitions
Divine Wake-Up Call
Two Words Every Ten Years
Divine Negotiations in a Parking Lot
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In this episode of A Joke a Week, we celebrate love, laughter, and a little bit of trouble. When a husband asks his wife what she wants for their anniversary, he takes her answer a little too literally. Buckle up for a joke that goes from zero to 200 in seconds — and lands right on the bathroom scale.
Every farmer has a theory about what makes a good milking session. Earl swears by classical. Joe went the other way entirely. And Jeff? Jeff tried something nobody in the county was ready for. This week on Stand Up and Laugh, three farmers stand around comparing notes on the great dairy experiment of the season. One of them is getting beautiful results. One of them is losing buckets at an alarming rate. And one of them has accidentally started something in his barn that he cannot stop. It is a short one, it is a clean one, and it ends somewhere you will not see coming. If this got a laugh out of you, follow the show so the next one lands in your feed automatically. New jokes, no filler, every episode.
A husband is worried his wife is losing her hearing. He doesn't want to embarrass her, so he asks his doctor for a gentle way to find out. The doctor gives him a simple test: stand a good distance away, speak normally, and keep moving closer until she answers. Sensible advice. Kind, even. What could possibly go wrong? What follows is a slow walk across a kitchen, one unanswered question at a time — and a punchline that lands from about six inches away. It's a joke about hearing. Sort of. It's really a joke about which of the two of them has the problem, and about how confidently a person can be wrong right up until the moment they aren't. About a minute and a half. Clean enough for the car with the kids in it. If it made you laugh, follow the show — a new joke every week.
At the end of a stirring motivational talk, one man dares to dream big. In this episode, we explore the fine line between inspiration and disappointment, and how honesty can be the funniest response of all. Get ready for a quick dose of comedy with a side of brutal truth.
When a motivational speaker challenges the crowd to imagine life without fear, one man answers with surprising honesty. In this episode, we explore what happens when your boldest dream involves a pillow and absolutely no alarm clocks. A quick laugh about ambition, rest, and finding purpose in the most unexpected places.
In this hilarious episode, a passionate pastor delivers a fiery sermon only to discover half his congregation has dozed off. Instead of losing his temper, he calls on the Lord to intervene—and let’s just say, the answer came quicker (and louder) than expected. Join us for a short, side-splitting tale about faith, frustration, and falling flat—for a higher purpose. Perfect for anyone who’s ever had a sleepy Sunday!
What happens when a man joins a monastery where you're only allowed to speak two words every decade? Spoiler: not a lot of gratitude. Tune in for a slow-burning, three-decade punchline about vows of silence, life priorities, and one very patient quitter.
In today’s episode of Stand Tall and Laugh Weekly, we meet a businessman caught in a high-stakes deal—not in the boardroom, but behind the steering wheel. Running late and out of options, he looks to the heavens and makes a bold promise: charity, devotion, and perfect church attendance... all in exchange for a parking space. Whether you've bargained with the universe or just laughed at someone who has, this one's for you. Get the book on Amazon today: https://a.co/d/0WqDEy3
In this episode of Stand Tall and Laugh Weekly, we meet an elderly couple who attend a memory improvement seminar—only to discover that remembering the instructor’s name is easier said than done. It’s a gentle roast of forgetfulness, full of charm, wit, and a perfectly-timed punchline. If you enjoy clean, clever humor that works for speeches, parties, or just a good laugh in the car, grab your copy of the full joke collection: 👉 Stand Tall and Laugh on Amazon