Summer is in full swing, so what better time than now to fire up the grill, pack a few brewskis in the cooler, and... roll that d20? We're building a full range of barbecue options over on our Patreon bonus episode this month, and rolling the dice to see whether the cookout fates will be serving us up the good, the bad, the ugly, or... whatever word would sufficiently describe that Swedish salad mold (we find the English language sorta falls short here, and suggest using a series of gagging sounds instead). So top off that eggnog and get out on the dance floor before the fraternity dudes and locusts overcrowd it, because DJ Hijinx is dropping some siiick dubstep beats.

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