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This week, Shane reveals the highs (and total cardio lows) of his first full wrestling match, Louise ends up elbow-deep in mystery drain goo, and we read two of the wildest Pounder confessions yet – including one involving a fake death, a burner phone, and a full-on memorial service for a person who never existed.

💪 Shane’s wrestling debut (and botched suplex)

🪦 Catfishing... that led to a FUNERAL?

💻 Zoom call gone very, very wrong

🧻 Tampons, sweetcorn & drains (you’ve been warned)

👀 Eye phobias, optician scams & childhood trauma

🧼 The things they don’t teach you in school

Also: things tha ...