Welcome back to Some Topic, the show where logic is seasonal, facts are optional, and raccoons are apparently running our research department.

In this absurdly deep episode, the hosts unravel a gallery of forgotten mascots from history’s most disastrous moments — from collapsing bridges and radioactive glow girls to lobotomy mascots with ice picks for hands. Between unhinged improvisation and accidental accuracy, you’ll meet:

🐍 Wobbly the Bridge Snake, born from the Tacoma Narrows disaster

🧊 Picky the Ice Pick, medical celebrity and emotional void

☢️ Chloe the Friendly Isotope, glowing and crumbling with grace

🦆 Sergeant Feathers, Australia’s accidental war hero

🧈 Chilly Willy, Napoleon’s cold-hearted cannonball crush

As always, expect chaotic tangents about Harry Potter euphemisms, Sucker Punch film  ...