NSW and QLD are on fire, Bolivia and Hong Kong are in the grip of violent riots, Venice is sinking into the sea, and me and my friends drove past a house that was on fire on Nicholson St on Saturday. The world is going to hell in a handbasket, but all I'm worried about is whether the guy who owned the pub I lived above in 2014 is still angry at me for skipping out on $600 worth of rent.

Music: Boys Don't Cry - The Cure