Kaiser Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern Heard Rumours of a Possibly Eligible Australian Great-Grandchild from Drunk Italian & Switzerland Secret Service Agents.

He was having a few drinks in a bar in Italy under his diplomatic asylum name "Wolfgang", when the Italians talking to people from Switzerland brought him up to see if anyone falsely claimed he was abhorrently evil whilst he was within earshot.

Instead of getting repeated television fake history, everyone within earshot got a verbal description of a "dossier" compiled on my Hohenzollern Royal Family since then Crown Prince Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern's sperm was stolen from a hospital in 1906 when he was under general anaesthetic. A complete description of the entire file stored by a Switzerland intelligence agency, who were aware the people who assaulted him and stole his ...