Greetings, earthlings. This is your overlords from the far of year of 2005. We are sending you this message to alert you of our coming approach as we continue to develop our super-space highway. As we have told your leaders previously, you are currently in violation of traffic order #46-A099D. If you do not move the planet promptly, we will have no choice but to terminate the system. And don't even think about trying to stop us by establishing some "Space-Force". And don't even try to restart your space flight programs by bringing in some eccentric billionaire into your government in like 20 years. And definitely, never, ever, ever stop putting chemicals in the water that turns the frogs gay. If we see any sign of this, we will have no choice but to take this as a sign of hostility and will have no choice but to respond accordingly...

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