No lack of dumb criminals in this stress relief podcast...like in Florida, where a man is accused of hitting a clerk in the face with a spit-filled wad of chewing tobacco, during an argument over a lack of bathroom toilet paper... also folks in a Minnesota town called the cops on their neighbor for cutting wood with a chainsaw while fully naked...and cops in Germany busted a couple for reckless driving after witinesses told police they were having sex while doing 90mph on the Autobahn highway. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.