Bizarre news stories this time around include one on a driver in California facing a $197 fine for a hand-drawn, fake license plate for a missing one that would've cost $27 to legally replace... also one on a Florida guy who went on a butt naked romp through several backyards, knocked on doors and damaged property... and a follow up on Sunday's heist at the Louvre...as well as one on an Italian man accused of faking blindness for 50 years to collect disability pension. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.