Includes stories on the Denville New Jersey massage parlor owner named Soon Bang who was arrested for prostitution...and on an 18-year old Florida woman arrested and accused of spray painting and egging her ex-boyfriend's neighbor's car, after thinking it was her ex's... and on the Vancouver man arrested at a wedding reception after fighting over his car keys with folks trying to keep him from driving drunk...only to be arrested for drunk driving later, because cops say he took an Uber back to the reception to get his car after officers drove him home to sleep it off. Also...parody ads and celebrity birthdays....