Happy for all her maternal feelings was the day on which Mrs. Bennet got rid of her two most deserving daughters. This episode is the complete audiobook of Chapter 61, the final chapter of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice, in which Austen distributes futures to the whole cast with one last round of perfectly aimed sentences.

The double wedding empties Longbourn of sense, and life sorts itself accordingly. Mrs. Bennet remains occasionally nervous and invariably silly; her husband misses his second daughter exceedingly and delights in visiting Pemberley, especially when he is least expected. And thirty miles from Elizabeth, within an easy distance after all, the Bingleys buy an estate and complete the happiness of everyone but their mother-in-law's nerves.

• Kitty, kept mostly at her elder sisters' homes and away from Newcastle, imp ...