The round-up is back, and so it is time once again to laugh at the misfortune of Spurs, who lost out in the Carabao Cup final to Manchester City. Dowling diagnoses where his team went wrong, how the defeat was so typical of Tottenham, and what the future holds for his club. We then move on to predicting the semi-finals of the Champions League, mainly talking about how much we hate every team left in the competition. Finally, we discuss the Europa League, and the prospect of an all-English final in both European competitions, and how stressful/exciting that would be.

If you want to find out the answers to important questions like what cheese Zidane would be, this is the one for you.

DISCLAIMER: Hammerson does not have polio, he was at the pub during the recording.