Bums like Bryan Abasolo stay winning! Kevin Federline has two kids with Britney Spears, Kelly Clarkson's ex has two kids with Kelly. Bryan has zero kids with Rachel Lindsay, the first Black Bachelorette, but he was just awarded some of her hard earned money!

The craziest part of this story is that "The judge did not rule on whether Rachel will have to pay retroactive support." WTF is going on y'all?