Kris Jenner has a lot of clout because A-listers like Oprah, Adele, Mark Zuckerberg, Beyonce, Jay-Z, Justin Bieber, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry and more all attended her 70th birthday bash at Jeff Bezos' $165 Beverly Hills mansion. Bruno Mars performed. I'm jealous. This party must have been amazing.

Meanwhile Kim Kardashian didn't pass her BAR Exam to become a lawyer and Love Island Beyond the Villa has everyone i care about from season 7, minus Charlie, Nicolandria and Chellace. I'm sat regardless.