This week, Taylor gets paid $30 by a man in Toronto for being intriguing, Zoe's dad commits grand larceny against her credit card at a sushi restaurant, and a casual night out in San Francisco turns into a full-blown espresso martini marathon.

We're talking feral weekends, fictional hockey boyfriends, the situationship-to-cousin pipeline, accidentally making out with boring men, and why we're both seriously considering moving to Europe instead of finding partners.

Also: career updates, identity shifts, quarter-life existential crises, and Taylor's realization that she's not asexual—she's just only attracted to men who exist exclusively on television.

As always, we're oversharing and one impulsive international relocation away from solving all our problems 😉

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