After a four-week hiatus we're back and recapping the brand new Real Housewives franchise—Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City—which is JUICY to say the least (mainly due to the fact housewife Mary dates her step-grandpa). We talk through who we love, love to hate and then who we just plain hate. Then we're back in Portugal for the next instalment of the annual Girls Trip on Real Housewives of Potomac, which weirdly gets VERY porn-y thanks to an odd dominatrix night. Then we're recapping out Top five Bravo TV fashionistas of all time. Remember to rate + subscribe for good karma.