On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to WWE 2013, where it's time for the Slammy Awards! Daniel Bryan cleans up while AJ Lee gets robbed. Meanwhile, there is an Ascension Ceremony to hype up John Cena vs Randy Orton for the unified world title. And the crowd only gives a single solitary crap about Daniel Bryan. Chaos ensues. Won't you join us?