In this episode, we explore how a cursed apple led to a life at Best Buy, the necessity of having genitals while eating, and the wildly different aspirations of Macy's workers.

Mutter 1: Morgan Evans + Patrick Noth

Mutter 2: Natasha Vaynblat + Rekha Shankar

Mutter 3: Jon Braylock + Jeremy Bent

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