In our first episode, we dive into the wild worlds of workplace mishaps, animal casualties, and the longing for fatherhood.

Mutter 1: Chris Gethard and Will Hines

Mutter 2: Nicole Byer and Phil Augusta Jackson

Mutter 3: Abbi Jacobson and D'Arcy Carden

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