In this episode of Movie Gumshoes, Jonathan storms into the precinct with breaking news: the owner of The Skin Job—Tortilla Flats’ most questionable strip club—has allegedly landed on the Epstein list, and the FBI needs them to detain him. Jared, sensing immediate danger, complications, and probably glitter, decides they need a training refresher on how to apprehend a high-profile suspect without getting sued, shot, or slimed by alien goo.

Naturally, there’s only one cinematic case study that fits: Bugonia (2025), Yorgos Lanthimos’s dark, deranged black comedy remake of the Korean cult classic Save the Green Planet!.

Jared assembles a full case file:

• The film’s two amateur abductors who are very sure their CEO target is a world-ending ali ...