Welcome to the April 3rd episode of Morning Crankers, where logic goes to die and laughs are born! Today’s wild ride kicks off with a brand-new segment: Crankers Court—the only courtroom where common sense is outlawed. We take on the BIG debates:

• How many holes does a straw really have?
• Is cereal a soup or just a soggy mistake?
• If you drop the soap… is the floor clean or is the soap dirty? 👀

Then we get inspirational with Daniel Kish, the real-life Daredevil, who has taught over 500 blind children to “see” using echolocation. This man is part superhero, part bat, and 100% badass. We also go full absurd with the return of the Chuck Norris joke era (yes, he can divide by zero), and we ask the timeless question no Renaissance sculptor ever answered:
Why are the dudes in famous artwork so… uh… under-equipped?  ...