Get ready for a wild ride on this week’s Morning Crankers Hump Day Show (4/9/25)! We kicked things off with our fan-favorite segment Hump Day Harmonies, featuring the ridiculously relatable original hit “Love is a Dumpster Fire”—because nothing says midweek like emotional chaos with a beat! But that’s just the start...
🐺 Scientists are actually cloning dire wolves now—yes, the Game of Thrones kind (minus the CGI)!
🎬 Left-wing film legend Oliver Stone surprises everyone by agreeing with Trump on a major issue. What timeline are we in again?!
🏈⚾ From gridiron gossip to baseball brawls, we hit the hottest stories in sports this week.
🔥 Plus: sarcasm, rants, and your weekly dose of unfiltered Cranker chaos. Whether you're sipping coffee or dodging coworkers, we’ve got your midweek madness covered.

Become a supporter of ...