"Oh Woe is Me!" Do we really want to hear everything that's going wrong? Hey, there's always someone worse off than you.

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"May your morning begin shattering expectations right out of the gate. I hope my message brings a smile to your face. May you gain knowledge, become inspired, or collect a trivial fact that you might use in a contest someday." -Michael

For the past 30 years, Michael has changed his phone message EVERY SINGLE DAY! It's a daily activity, as automatic as brushing his teeth.​ He does 2 unique messages daily: one on his cell phone and one on his landline. The time has come to share them. (Hasn’t the time comes to get rid of the landline? :)