Welcome to the longest, weirdest, and most repetitive day of Alric’s life. In Chapter 7: "Attributes," Alric discovers that his "leaky bucket" healing is actually a secret weapon for endurance, allowing him to push through trials that would break a normal cultivator.

From fitting into impossibly small crates to testing his mental speed, Alric unlocks over two hundred attributes—only for the Broken Method to simplify them into three simple numbers. But the real fun begins when the testing gets physical. Facing giant spiders and charging boars, Alric learns the hard way that in a divine realm, "death" is just a messy learning experience.

Keywords: Progression Fantasy, LitRPG, Cultivation, Body Cultivation, Sarcastic Protagonist, Underdog, Training Arc, Gamelit, Xinxia.

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