It's the first edition of Cardboard Pixels, and by jingles, we've got some things going on.

How do you fancy board game reviews of Toy Battle and Monstrolicious?

What about a tale soaked in the madness of being in a gaming clan?

Okay, what if we strand YouTuber Kiwi in Japan on a Desert Island and ask him to pick 3 games that have mattered to him to take for the ride, one that let him down to burn for heat and a gaming-based desert island companion?

Or, you can wrap your ears around the opinion that FPS shooters only really shine when most of the players have left. How about that?

All this is lurking inside, so grab a seat....not that one, the other one...open the Jaffa Cakes and sit back. Cardboard Pixels is go!