The Premier League is BACK, which means the Five Aside prediction table is officially open — and the agendas have started immediately. 😂

The boys predict EPL Game Week 1, with 1 point for the correct result and 3 points for the exact score. Arsenal get plenty of love against Coventry, United’s new firepower gets backed against Hull, Spurs are tipped to start flying — while some absolutely shameless upset predictions enter the chat.

Then it’s Newcastle vs Liverpool, Chelsea’s Monday-night trip to Fulham, City vs Bournemouth and more. Plus, we introduce the Five Aside FPL league, tease the upcoming jersey/merch drop and lay down predictions that will either look genius or absolutely horrific by Monday.

Screenshot the receipts. We’re keeping score all season. ⚽😂

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00:00 — Cold Open: Chelsea 1-1?!

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