This week on Five Aside, Arsenal squeeze past Chelsea in a game that had everything: red cards, referee conspiracies, emotional damage, and AK threatening to terminate contracts mid-season.

We break down:

Chelsea’s 7-red-card identity crisis

Whether Arsenal are grinding like champions… or surviving like frauds

The never-ending Man City vs Real Madrid UCL saga

Yamal vs PR debate (AK was cooking here 😭)

And why Pickford might actually be a psychopath in gloves

It’s therapy, football analysis, and group chat chaos rolled into one.

⏱️ Timestamps

00:00 – Intro & AK’s Emotional Breakdown

Bet losses, AI conspiracies, and 7 red cards in one season.

09:30 – Dalu’s Traffic Ticket & Bad Omens

Wrong right turn → bad vibes → Arsenal win. Coincidence?

12:30 – Arsenal vs Chel ...