Sandy and Kristy kick off by aggressively campaigning for subscriptions and reviews, then Sandy admits she’s been a lil bit dead inside thanks to a funk fueled by seasonal blues and grief that still sneaks up on her, Kristy is suffering from killer allergies (complete with a dramatic nosebleed), she tries to balance it with a few bright spots—her husband’s recovery and an upcoming spring runway show—before the episode veers into their favorite cardio: roasting politicians, especially Jasmine Crockett’s precinct-voting outrage and the whole “extend the hours” drama. Along the way they tumble through TikTok brain-melt, argue about misinformation, drag people who can’t pronounce basic words (Candace Owens), and detour into books—including the unfortunate discovery of “fairy porn.” They end with a call for emails, more subscribing, and their classic  ...