It's a whole new year here at It's All My Fault and we're celebrating by opening Season Six - iKudB.Rite - with a whimper. I only say that because it looks like I end up feeling sorry for you by the time it's all said and done.

I certainly don't remember taking pity on you or thinking somehow that you're pathetic.

What might it be that has me feeling sorry for you, what might it be...

Oy vey.

1. My stress level is so minimal given the lackluster nature of my very existence.

2. Could that be what the simulation is testing?

3. Could I be right already?

iKudB.Rite

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