I'm back in solo form here.

Reluctantly.

• All thanks to...
• my stupid Android phone.

I hate to admit this publicly, but I don't know if this droid is the droid I'm looking for.

I know society thinks we're perfect together. Building forever's foundation hand in hand 60/60/24/7/365/9.2. I hear the encouragement from all you happily connected phoners.

I hear how well it's working out for everyone around me, Well, mostly when you decide to look up and talk to me. So yeah... I'll be over there waiting...

Still... I've got serious doubts. I'm sure now that this is not the partner I want in life. In fact, I may be done with wireless phones entirely. I know I'm close.

And yes.

I'm being serious.

• For once.

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