I may not know how to contrive an opening - at least not how to do so successfully. But concluding on a contrived moment of realization? Um... I believe that might be the entire point of what my simulation is testing... When is it, in a conversation I'm having with myself and only myself - in this diatribe of irrelevancy when do I reflex and pull a George Costanza?

• Decide now's as good a time as any to cut the gig and leave myself, and the universe generally, on a high note?
• Or could this entire exchange be a test designed to measure something about you?
  • Specifically, how and when do you decide to leave a mediocre listening experience to go start something in your own life on a high note?
  • I mean maybe that's what we're all simulating... it could be  ...