Did you know we're ending hte podcast? This is the final episode. That feels important in case you're just finding us for the first time. Wow, this is awkward. Yeeeeah....well, goodbye!

This is the story of Captain William Kidd. Come for the ghost, stay for can't go full ghost, mashin' d*cks, the chat is so mad, far down the Muppet spectrum, Pickle Express, we shouldn't give the crabs any of this money, Bill Gates was a horse freak, and more great things but our eyes are too wet to see so just listen to the whole thing. It's special.

Thank you for listening all this time. We are so grateful for you. More grateful than you know.