Men will build so many forts in the same exact location rather than go to therapy.

This is the story of Fort William Henry. Come for the ghosts, stay for the biggest turkeys, no grazi, we hate this stuff, chip-on-the-shoulder piracy, permanent squid, a bastion you could eat off of, little French feet, and a girthy chub.

Sources:

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Maine
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_William_Henry_(Maine)
• https://wjbq.com/the-tale-of-maines-beautif ...