We have a bit of an axe to grind about this hack job of an episode, but we're cut pretty short on time, so chop chop.

This is the story of the Lizzie Borden House. Come for the ghosts, stay for: All dial-up on the inside; killer coffins; penurious and injurious; I do want you to take the blood out; mutton in the cabinet; if the hatchet don’t fit; wood blood everywhere.

Sources:

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lizzie_Borden
• https://lizzieandrewborden.com/HatchetOnline/a-fresh-look-at-the-character-of-andrew-borden.html
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