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How Did We Get Here?

How Did We Get Here?

di Amanda And Divya

Commedia Filosofia

Mountains: At Least Chris Pratt's Not a Scientologist

Well I guess it's time to tell another story, or two. Sometimes these stories involve Mountains!! Websters Dictionary defines Mountains as: "a landmass that projects conspicuously above its surroundings and is higher than a hill". Listen for more of our occultist ritual chanting! Follow us on our instagram! @howdidwegethere_confusion Follow us on our brand new Tiktok! @howdidwegethere_confusion

Underground Detonations: There's Not Enough Sperm in My Ocean

Woah, we're still doing this? This week Amanda and Divya say nothing about Underground Detonations! Birds and salt seem to come up a lot though... We Dictionary defines Underground Detonations as: "an explosion beneath the surface of the Earth". Listen for more of our Planet Earth! Follow us on our brand new instagram!@howdidwegethere_confusion

Marzipan: What's Better Than the Bible?

We're back! This week Amanda and Divya talk, and sometimes rant, about Marzipan. Webster's Dictionary defines Marzipan as: "a confection of crushed almonds or almond paste, sugar, and egg whites that is often shaped into various forms". Listen for more of our nutrition seminar! Follow us on our brand new instagram!@howdidwegethere_confusion Happy Rat Girl Summer!

Houseplants: When Dirty Sheets Hit the Fan

This week Amanda and Divya talk about houseplants of death! And finances! Webster's Dictionary defines Houseplants as: " a plant grown or kept indoors". Listen for more of our Shakespearean monologue! Follow us on our brand new instagram! @howdidwegethere_confusion

Rainbows: First Existential Crisis of the Year

Happy New Year! This week Amanda and Divya talk about Rainbows and get a little too intense... About Rainbows? Webster's Dictionary defines Rainbows as: "1: an arc or circle that exhibits in concentric bands the colors of the spectrum and that is formed opposite the sun by the refraction and reflection of the sun's rays in raindrops, spray, or mist". Listen for more of our last lecture before we get fired for drinking during office hours! Follow us on our brand new instagram! @howdidwegethere_confusion

Impressionist Painting: Back in MY day...

What have the queens of comedy and depression got for the last episode of 2022? This week Amanda and Divya talk about Impressionist paintings and their childhoods? Maybe fear? Webster's Dictionary defines Impressionism as: "a theory or practice in painting especially among French painters of about 1870 of depicting the natural appearances of objects with dabs or strokes of primary unmixed color ". Listen for more of our holiday party toast.... Follow us on our brand new instagram! @howdidwegethere_confusion Happy holidays everyone and congratulations on surviving 2022! If you're listening to this in 2022, thank you so much for being one of our first listeners, we're so happy you found us and we hope you keep listening. If you're listening to this not in 2022, where were you? Not cool bro. But thank you still and we're looking forward to getting even better next year. Thanks for listening and have a great new year!

Nuggets!: There's boulders in these hills!

We're back again and this time we brought most of our brains. This week Amanda and Divya talk about nuggets! You know, gold nuggets, nuggets of knowledge, nuggets of food, and more! Webster's Dictionary defines nuggets as: "1: a solid lump 2: a tidbit 3: a small usually rounded piece of food". Listen for more of our Socratic Seminar.... Follow us on our brand new instagram! @howdidwegethere_confusion

Trains: Shove a Dickens it!

What's more mature than a dick joke? This week Amanda and Divya talk about... Trains! Did you think I was going to say dicks? Webster's Dictionary defines trains as: "a connected line of railroad cars with or without a locomotive". Listen for more of our super niche conference lecture... Follow us on our brand new instagram! @howdidwegethere_confusion

Surf 'n Turf: Of Bear Arms, Bear Sticks, and Bear Branches

Welcome back for more chaos than ever before! This week Amanda and Divya attempt stories that end up at surf 'n turf? Webster's Dictionary defines surf 'n turf as: "seafood and steak served as a single course". Listen for more of our drunk uncle's Thanksgiving toast... Follow us on our brand new instagram! @howdidwegethere_confusion

Lighthouses: Mashed Potato Girlfriend

Committing to something over multiple months? What a concept! This week Amanda and Divya tell stories that end up at lighthouses! Webster's Dictionary defines lighthouses as: "a structure (such as a tower) with a powerful light that gives a continuous or intermittent signal to navigators". Listen for more of our probation hearing personal statement...

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