IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN (or is it?)

Where have we been for five years? Where were we on January 6th? What is the battlebox? Who is the worst possible VP pick? Was it a good idea to skip the primary? Is it happening again? Why would a porn site need a message board? Is it possible to predict an election? Is this election Herbal or Spicy?

Special thanks to Mitchell who lent me his laptop so I could finish this. Thanks big dog.