Episode 34 starts with Anthony settling into his new place and somehow ends up exactly where you’d expect Dial Tone to go: completely off the rails.

We’re talking moving-day chaos, the random things you forget when getting a new house, Ninja Creami experiments, how TVs somehow became dirt cheap, Spider-Man, getting stung by bees, terrifying insects, why ants might have life figured out, getting jumped, questionable teenage decisions, the complete failure of sex ed, growing up in different generations, and how much your perspective changes as you get older.

We also get into identity, acceptance, figuring yourself out as a teenager, family relationships, growing up in New York versus North Carolina, and some wild high school stories that probably should’ve stayed buried.

Basically, Episode 34 is an hour of mov ...