the LA heat wave, the vibe in laguna beach, life upstate on the range, the fly that's been terrorizing me 24/7 for a week straight, dolly's tattoos, kenny chesney gay rumors, choosin' texas, bethenny frankel going to burning man, the amazon prime housewives channel, buying a used car when you have no money, film vs. digital photography, insider tea about "the golden life", the prison escape in my hometown, along with endless hysterical minutia; sam is a fan favorite for a reason <3