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Kalshi Users Are Convinced That I Will Die Alone

Jokes? Those are for other episodes, and also this episode. This week, Taylor and Andrew take an unvarnished view on trust: how to lose it, how to not get it back, and offer their own personal experience as a former couple on what that whole de-trusting process looks like. I don't think they used profane slang terms for human genitals once, so if you're going to play a single episode for Grandma, this is the one! Follow us on Instagram Purchase Taylor's Art

In Heaven, There Is No Written Driver's Test

It's lucky thirteen! Taylor and Andrew are back from some investigative reporting at the world's least satisfying Cheesecake Factory, more commonly known as the San Diego California Temple of the Church of Whatever They Call Themselves These Latter-Days! The garish façade of the American experience is laid bare, which coincidentally is how a certain extremely dead senator preferred to find himself. And if that weren't enough, more barf talk than you could shake a stick at! (Note: shaking a stick does not meaningfully help with barf in any sense.) Follow us on Instagram Purchase Taylor's Art

Polymarket Sponsored My Glue Sniffing Addiction

When the going gets tough, Taylor and Andrew get lazy and decide to not actually have a topic for this episode. Several frank discussions about vomiting, The Golden Girls, the state of the national and global economy, and another new random snippet of contextless music we're calling a theme song for one of Andrew's Bits! Follow us on Instagram Purchase Taylor's Art

The First Listener to Photograph Us Sleeping Gets a Free iPad

Taylor decides to fight back against San Diego's feckless and stupid Mayor Todd Gloria the only way she knows how: by publicly posting our home address and assuming people will be normal about it. Our public art project goes live, Taylor reveals some bits of her own, and Andrew goes toe-to-toe with psychotropic medication to see if he can get his ex-wife to cry on a podcast. If you are part of Bronwyn Newport's legal team, please direct all cease and desist letters to our Instagram (link in bio!) Follow us on Instagram Purchase Taylor's Art

The Bits and Themes Will Continue Until Morale Improves

Ladies, gentlemen, they-dies, and gentle-thems, one hand clapping against another makes a lovely sound for Andrew's Bits! A new segment has hit the podcast with only minimal casualties, and Taylor reveals just how pop culture pilled she really is. Gas crises and home improvement injuries aside, the two talk future, and what happens when the kids are all moved out. Spoiler alert: it's lots and lots of fistfighting. Follow us on Instagram Purchase Taylor's Art

Reliving Our Favorite Dildo-Free Family Memories

Taylor and Andrew left the screen door open and a bunch of nasty little critters got inside and plugged in a microphone! The kids make an appearance, show far too much willingness to discuss age-inappropriate matters, and for once the credible threats are saved for the only group more reviled than public figures: sweet innocent children whomst we love and are legally obligated to care for. Follow us on Instagram Purchase Taylor's Art

I Guess We Should Care About Our Children or Whatever

The only podcast brave enough to ask the question everybody else is too afraid to ask: did Andrew go to elementary school in a sitcom premise? The impacts of divorce on those small freeloading resource sponges we call "children," the benefits of radical transparency and setting expectations, and yet more credible threats against public figures. Follow us on Instagram Purchase Taylor's Art

Venmo Us $75 or You'll Never Hear From Shelly Miscavige Again

Money: we all want it, some of us have it, and at least one person on this podcast is willing to show his nasty weird feet on webcam to earn it. We discuss the finer points of how pooling resources remains the best way to use "pool" as a verb, the joys of having only one electricity bill, and several credible threats against public figures. Follow us on Instagram Purchase Taylor's Art

My Son Uses A Litterbox and I Vote

Pets: the final frontier. The easiest way to say sane is to share your living space with a tiny apex predator who thinks you gave birth to it. Also featuring a few credible threats, one far too horny joke, and the debut of a fun new character: BTK But Racist. State of the house starts at 4:50. "Time" loses relevance thereafter. Follow us on Instagram Purchase Taylor's Art

Taylor's Attempts to Refrain From Laughing In The Mic

IF YOU ARE READING THIS DESCRIPTION HELP ME CONVINCE ANDREW TO ADOPT MORE CATS. Discussing your break up with friends and family. Taylor learns how to refrain from laughing in the microphone. We also do lots of visual humor that will confuse you without video. We both are sort of delirious in this episode. State of the house 0:01 to 7:00 min Main Topic: 7:00 min onward. So we did shoot a video version of this podcast. HOWEVER, we have decided to hold off on video until we can find a set up where we look less terrifying. Follow us on Instagram Purchase Taylor's Art

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