We've boofed Maddie's Secret to avoid tasting it, but we'd recommend that you try it the standard way. The directorial debut of John Early boasts an impressive cast of freak comedians that will surely satisfy your hunger if you've been as starved as us for a high camp indie takeaway.

If you've already gobbled this up and are looking for an even richer, more melodramatic masterpiece de resistance, may we recommend John Water's Polyester (1981)? Leads with notes of foot stomping, raucous sensuality, and astringent alcoholism before finishing scorchingly sweet.

If you'd prefer to be berated by your selection, we'd recommend you try Peter Greenaway's The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover of 1989 vintage. It's finally time to take this one out of the cellar, admire it's beautiful label, and tuck in. We hope you're hungry for revenge ...