If you want to hear me back out of my new job after finding out some troubling information in real-time, WHILE RECORDING the podcast on my vacation, then this is the podcast for you.

But if you want to hear the story of how the wife and I tried edibles for the first time ever, and got high for the first time since May 24, 2001, with 3 separate audio clips, then this is also the podcast for you.

I also tell you about the time my grandparents got me a "Master of my Domain" Seinfeld shirt from the NBC store for my birthday when I was a teen. If you're unfamiliar with Seinfeld, that phrase is a euphemism for winning a jerking off contest.

The kids don't believe in Santa. But other than that, it was a pretty good Monday. Lots going on here on episode 78. This is some can't-miss shit.