Today’s babbling? We’re headed to the Alaskan wilderness, to a place where science meets conspiracy, where military technology meets Nikola Tesla’s ghost—and where the sky itself might not be what it seems. And have you ever heard of The Prophecy of the Popes*? Also known as St. Malachy's Prophecy? It's one of those mysterious, end-times-ish topics that pops up every now and then, especially when the world feels extra weird—and let’s be honest, lately, it’s been *real weird. The prophecy claims to predict all the future popes—like a holy version of a bingo card. It’s been floating around for centuries, and some folks get super excited about it, especially because it supposedly ends with a final pope during a time of judgment. Dun-dun-DUN! Cue the dramatic thunderclap, right? But here’s the thing: when you dig a little de ...