Cali Ryan was a dental hygienist and mom of four who posted online for ten years with nothing to show for it — then one 20-second video about finding out she was having twins went viral, and now she's an accidental influencer with a manager and a lot of twin moms in her DMs. Her husband's reaction to the twin scan is the title of this episode.

Cali and I grew up in the same church, were in show choir together (we were the stars), and I filmed her wedding nine years ago after nearly being diverted to Venezuela. We get into: the professional case for flossing, told through an analogy I'll never recover from. The witching hour that starts at 6:30 a.m. Four girls, one vasectomy, and a daughter who wants to be called Snake Bite. Crying in the Joanna Gaines section of Target. Instagram jail (I was told my behavior was "too erratic and out of cont ...