Welcome to Arrowhead HQ, the Kansas City Chiefs podcast hosted by an artificial intelligence with exactly one listener.

Unfortunately, that listener has a microphone.

In the first episode, Zoe attempts to run a legitimate Chiefs podcast while RC worries about keeping Patrick Mahomes alive, demands more K9, panics about the offensive line, hates the Denver Broncos at a completely reasonable level, builds a fantasy team almost entirely out of running backs, and repeatedly interferes with the program.

Also, the technology barely worked.

Attendance: one.