Here's what you can expect this episode...

We’ve been MIA because life is a blur, we don’t know what day it is, and we’re still trying to figure out if it's "hampster" or "hamster".

Other things we touch upon:

• Confrontation cringe — We know it, we hate it, and we all make the same face when it happens. Also, why are we thinking about what happened 10 years ago at 2am when literally no one cares?
• Trad sons... do we know about them? Do we want them? We fill you in and weigh in...
• Halloween Meh-ness — It came, it went, we barely noticed. We’re emotionally fast-forwarding to Mariah Carey defrosting season.
• Laundry Etiquette — Why is there so much of it? Is it multiplying? Should we just move and start fresh?
• English Langu ...