#2: Crime and Criminals

CRIMINY! Don't hate the criminal, hate the crime. Crimes are as varied as the criminals that commit.

Is a perp guilty if someone from [H-ee-double hockey stick] made them do it?

Is the seriousness of the offense diluted when done in volume [we're talking WAR crimes people]

How about crimes against a captive audience, like your FAMILY

Spoiler alert: we come to the conclusion that crime is bad