through your heart OR to the stomach

mickey loves romance, but romance does NOT favor mickey - and he likes it better this way!

blessed and cursed with a visceral (and NEGATIVE) reaction to even just the thought of PDA, mickey takes a cursory glance at popular dating game shows through the ages. do their premises set your heart aflutter, or give you straight-up heartburn? you don't get to be the judge, because if you did, then mickey would be outta a job and we don't want that!